“There is nothing new under the sun” -King Solomon
The following lyrics are from songs written by a Harvard professor in the 50s and 60s.
“ Por…
Nographic pictures I adore,
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hardcore.”
“ Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine
And swear that you're mine
As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango”
“ My heart entreats
Just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me!”
“ Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime
Let's face it, I love slime!”
“ We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment
Except for the few we take home to experiment
My pulse will be quickenin' with each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park!”
This man would be my celebrity crush if he wasn’t currently 96 years old
